so this one time. me & my good friends colby & wes were studying hanging out in the TSC. we randomly decided to start googling each other's names to see what stuff would come up. WELL. i found this website of good old wesley for alarming systems in 2010, i decided i'd be the good friend i was and write a review (that in my head seemed totally phony, i thought the people who reviewed the comments before posting them would agree...) here below is my review...

seems..unlegit right? especially since i posted this more than 2 years after he was certified!!...well...i guess it seemed extremely real, and heroic, and awesome. worthy of being seen by everyone...i got this email today